1) Zombie apocalypse.
Nobody likes zombies. You can kid yourself into thinking zombie films are funny/amusing/cool but in reality you will go to bed with all of your limbs under the sheets hoping the car alarm outside was actually set of by a teenage vandal rather than the walking dead. Zombies scare the shit out of me. Shaun of the dead even had me a little sleepless. If a zombie apocalypse is on the cards, I'm killing myself before those bastards reach me.
2) Solar winter apocalypse.
My partner came up with this idea when I asked him what sort of apocalypse would be the worst. The dark also terrifies me (can't see the zombies, obviously) and so I don't think this idea should be ruled out. Yay for expanding ice caps though, they need a little bit of support at the moment.
3) Cat apocalypse.
Now, I can tell you all that I am definitely a cat person as opposed to a dog person - there is absolutely no doubt about it, but those things are sneaky fuckers. As I sit here with my little cat cat curled up asleep on my lap, I don't doubt that he is planned my demise. Angry shit. Still love him though (insert smiley face and cat love).
4) Earthquake/volcanic apocalypse.
I suppose this one should be included really. The world is going to end with a gazillion earthquakes and every single volcano on the earth (and under the sea) is going to go off in one big go and we're all going to die. Not the most original idea but nevertheless deserves some recognition.
5) Rebecca Black apocalypse.
Yep. December 21st is on a FRIDAY.
And that sums up my thoughts on the way we're all going to die this year.
BOOYA.
(Cute kitty to lighten the mood and also reinforce any scepticism you may now have)
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